“The doors opened and he was carried into the store by the mad rush of crazed women, fighting, screaming, clawing, scratching – all to get the coveted Cabbage Patch Doll.  Dolls were literally flying overhead as the women were screaming that they wanted a blonde, or blue eyes, or a redhead.  Fights broke out as [...]

“The doors opened and he was carried into the store by the mad rush of crazed women, fighting, screaming, clawing, scratching – all to get the coveted Cabbage Patch Doll. Dolls were literally flying overhead as the women were screaming that they wanted a blonde, or blue eyes, or a redhead. Fights broke out as [...]

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage [...]

Now for some humor from Retired at 21 1 – Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back. 2 – Half the people you know are below average. 3 – 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 4 – 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 5 – [...]

I remember the day, 44 years ago. I was in grade 5 and it was a typical November day in the mountains – cold and the grass crunched underfoot. At lunch break I went home and saw my mother watching the TV with her chin propped up by her hands. Her breathing was shallow and [...]