Music Before the Money

Press: Does it bother you that you can’t hear what you sing during concerts?
John: No, we don’t mind. We’ve got the records at home.

Press: How did you find America?
John: Turn left at Greenland.

Press: Are you a mod or a rocker?
Ringo: I’m a mocker.

Press: Are you going to have a leading lady for the film you’re about to make?
Paul: We’re trying to get the Queen. She sell in England, you know.

Press: Beethoven figures in one of your songs. What do you think of Beethoven?
Ringo: I love him. Especially his poems.

Press: Can we look forward to any more Beatle movies?
John: Well, there’ll be many more but I don’t know whether you can look forward to them or not.

Press: Did you really use four letter words on the tourists in the Bahamas?
John: What we actually said was “Gosh”.
Paul: We may have also said “Heavens!”.
John: Couldn’t have said that, Paul. More than four letters.

Press: Do any of you have ulcers?
George: None that we’ve noticed.

Press: Do you fight amongst yourselves?
John: Only in the mornings.

Press: Do you get much fan mail?
Ringo: We get 2,000 letters a day.
John: We answer every one of them personally.

Press: Do you have any special advice for teenagers?
John: Don’t get pimples.

Press: Do you like topless bathing suits?
Ringo: We’ve been wearing them for years.

Press: Do you wear wigs?
John: If we do, they must be the only ones with real dandruff.

Press: Don’t you ever get a haircut?
George: I had one yesterday.
Ringo: You should have seen him the day before.

Press (to George): Hi, you’re not married.
George: No, I’m George.